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« Reply #30 on Mar 3, 2005, 3:30pm » | |
To Cologne
Zryonous was sitting in the late mayor's office, drinking when he got Rickly's message to head to France. Zryon didn't like France, not at all, and didn't really want to go. But, he figured it been fun, there'd be things to kill, and Romanians usually had collections of shiny things sitting around.
So, Zryonous drank for a few more hours, then packed up the mayor's mini-bar, went to an airport, stole first class tickets from some rich French idiot, and made his way to Cologne, France.
A couple of hours, and alot of drinking, later, he stumbled off the plane.
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« Reply #31 on Mar 4, 2005, 8:15am » | |
An EBA Base Called Home
Magnet is always thinking one step ahead of evryone else. He gets the message that the U.S. Army now hates the EBA. This means that the EBA is not safe anywhere in the U.S. Magnet has figured out a way to get enough money to build a seperate base, outside of the U.S. Once the EBA gets the money, they will be able to build a base anywhere they feel like it.
The problem is getting the money. Building a brand new EBA base would be very expensive. So where can the EBA get this amount of money? Fort Knox!!!
Magnet plans to have the whole EBA army try to get into Fort Knox, steal all the gold as well as cash, kill all the security there so the U.S. Army will not come as backup. It would be very dangerous, but profitable. Magnet awaits General Rickly's approval.
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« Reply #32 on Mar 4, 2005, 9:51pm » | |
((Magnet: Have fun, hehe. Handle it by yourself! Last time you tried to make us go somewhere you didn't even show up to fight inside! It'd be an excellent side mission and very fun for you to take down a whole base by yourself. It's actually quite the good idea. Think I'll do it myself later, if you don't now. Anyways, the rest of us are headed to France to the EBA base there. Bye bye bye.))
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« Reply #33 on Mar 7, 2005, 8:28am » | |
Knocks on Fort Knox
Part 1
Magnet plans out his attack on Fort Knox. First, he will hack into the computer network and disable all communication, so Fort Knox won't be able to send for help. After this he will use stealth to get in and eliminate all guards and disable all alarms. If Z wants to help, he can. After all the guards have been taken out, Magnet will call in some EBA helicoptors to take the gold and store it somewhere safely.
((posted this at school. thats why it is so short))
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« Reply #34 on Mar 7, 2005, 4:55pm » | |
A Short Reply
Zryonous heard Magnet ask him for some help, but he was pretty much drunk, one things Romanians can do is make beer. Zryon simply said no and ordered another round.
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« Reply #35 on Mar 8, 2005, 6:17pm » | |
um, hey magnet, there is such a thing as telegraph, which doesnt exactly require any computers or crap like that. just so ya kno, ur not quite out o the water there. anyways, im still here, sobering up and waiting for orders from rickly, who still has my vomit on his shoes.
-mello *everyone can freaking bite me*
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« Reply #36 on Mar 8, 2005, 6:58pm » | |
((Sorry, guys, been real busy, unlike some people. But here's a nice little ol' post. And by little ol', I mean big new.))
Finding Nice Cologne
Rickly walked through all of the scattered bodies inside the abandoned warehouse when he realizes he's two or three posts behind everyone else. So he runs out faster and slips on some intestines. He yells, "Gross!" and wipes off his shoe with the man's shirt real quick. Then he pickpockets the man and goes to McDonalds. Current Detroitian time: 5 AM. Time according to Rickly's watch: Rickly doesn't own a watch. Anyhoo, he goes into the greasy joint and orders two cheeseburgers without the special sauce (aka a mix of ketchup and spit). They won't give it to him. Rickly is angry now, but instead of turning into a rather dashing version of the Hulk he throws the money he stole at the cash register guy and takes his hat. HA, Rickly thinks, now I have a hat! Rickly calls up the EBA base and orders Foamy to send a helicopter to a helipad on top of a nearby building real quick. Foamy the Magical Horse does so, and Rickly sees starts climbing up the building. By the time he gets to the top, he sees the Horse flying the Helicopter and gives the building a kiss. He hopples on in and takes the wheel.
Two hours later, Rickly and Foamy land on top of a Romanian cardboard house in Cologne and are greeted very happily by thousands of Romanians. Rickly recognized Sovelscu's family and asked them about ol' Alex. They said that Alex was on the front lines fighting in Paris. Rickly gave them a hug, and then went to go find a shower. The people of Romania sure were stinky. After his shower, he saw Zyron fall headfirst into a bar, and Mello come out of watever-his-vehicle was about ten feet from him. Mello was obviously already drunk. Rickly bit his lip as Mello cam forward and spewed all over Rickly's newly cleaned feet. See, the Romanians opposed wearing shoes. They say it's against their God, so Rickly had taken his off. He told Mello to take this Bazooka Rickly found in his pocket and blow up some buildings in the next town over. Rickly was quite surprised that town (which was full of Detroitian militants) had not yet attacked. They must be up to something. He got onto his walkie-talkie and started talking to no one in particular, repeating most everything he had just told Mello.
"Fellas... I luvvle you guys. Big hugs. Now Mello, go do your thing with the Bazooka. Anyone else in Cologne or coming here soon--including you, Zyron-- take your booze-driven courage and load up with anything you can find. There's an armory somewhere around here. Unguarded, it's ours for the stealing. Then there's also a Pawn Shop in Orleans with lots and lots of weapons. In fact, that's where I want you all to go. I'll meet you there after I finish cleaning up my feet. Just start killing people. Except each other. And try to spare our Romanian allies. Ta ta."
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« Reply #37 on Mar 9, 2005, 3:45pm » | |
A Treasure Trove of Weapons
Zryonous was drinking at a bar when everything went black. A few hours later, Zryon woke up, still at the bar, with a note nailed to the table infront of him, telling him to go ransack an armory.
Zryon was started to run low on change and could only fool this stupid Romanian bartender for so long, so he figured maybe he should go do something, and hopefully find this armory.
Zryonous went to the parking lot attempting to find his car, but it had been covered in puke and other unrecognizable things by the Romanians. He considered getting a taxi, but figured it wouldn't be in much better shape. Zryon decided his best choice would be to walk to the armory.
After about three hours of wondering about, Zryon stumbled across a building with "SECRET WEAPONS ARMORY, UNGUARDED, PLEASE, DO NOT ENTER" all over it. Zryon knew he found his target. He walked inside, and to his dissapointment, no one was there. But, there was a huge supply of weapon. There were armored vehicles; jeeps with gattlings, tanks, and a few helicopters. There were racks of body armor and other defensive weapons. Finally, there were many shelfs of guns; AK-47's, MP5's, UZI's, assault rifles, and many more.
Zryon thought this was the closer to heaven he'd ever get, if only it had a free bar and a few naked women. He called a few EBA lackeys, told them to set guards around this place, then hopped into one of the helicopters and headed towards Orleans.
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« Reply #38 on Mar 24, 2005, 8:07am » | |
TeH eNd.
Magnet decides to nuke Fort Knox and pick up whats left of the gold. So he goes back to the EBA base and starts trying to build a nuke. Unfortunately, hes not following any unstructions, and
BOOM
the nuke detonates accidentally. Magnet is killed, and the radioactivity spreads across the world. Russia thinks they're getting attacked and starts shooting nukes off evrywher, especially on the US. The US shoots off their nukes in reply, but not at Russia. THey shoot theirs off at Iraq. Iraq, not having any nukes, goes home and cries. Evryone starts shoting nukes off at eachother and the world is thrown into nuclear war. When the rest of the EBA army looks up to the sky and sees it starting to turn a little green. They immediately return to the nonexistent EBA base. The radioactivity around the demolished base is so strong that the rest of the EBA members die almost instantly.
The president, being the big wussy he is, goes into his underground base. The nuclear war does not affect him, and neither does the radiation. He survives.
[10 years later]
The president comes out of his underground base and looks around. Evrything is green. But not from radiation. Its from no humans being able to disturb nature. The president like the fact the earth is more beautiful than himself and shoots his bodsyguards and himself.
[1000 years later]
An alien colony travels to earth. They settle there and begin to populate it. After 100 years, the earth is full of humanoid creatures. They build cities and make governments. They build New York and Detroit. They make basketball teams. They reinvent beer. One couple names their son Ron. Their last name is Artest. He grows up and plays really good basketball. Unfortunately, during one of his games he is hit with a cup of beer. Some no name friends who invented something called the Evryoneboards make an army and attack the people of Detroit. One of them happens to be named Magnet. He tries to make a nuke, but...
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« Reply #39 on Sept 16, 2005, 2:13pm » | |
The Real End
...Tries to make a nuke, but his general, named Rickly, stops him. Rickly had come back from Cologne, beaten, bruised, and hungry. He gave magnet a sandwhich board protesting the war and had him parade the streets of Detroit. Thousands and thousands of Detroitians came out to see the crazy man protesting the war. General Rickly acoompanied Magnet by driving in a bulletproof golf cart 200 feet behind him (The golf cart wasn't really bullletproof, that's just what the box had said when Rickly put it together). Mello leaned against a mailbox on one of the main streets. He gave Rickly a wink that scared him a little bit, but the general had actually called his whole team to the city. Mo sat on a bench; he had finally made it to the base an hour or so before this curret happening. Zyron stood in an alley, looking rather scary but rather ready for the going-ons ahead. Romanians could be seen in random buildings, barely popping their heads out of windows. Even Brian was eating ice cream next to a tree. Magnet came to a crossroad and Rickly convinced him to stop for a moment. A crowd gathered in the middle of this stop, with Rickly standing about 20 feet behind them all. He reached into his pocket. Then he found the nearest building and went up the stairs to sit on the roof.
The great general was a little disheartened at what he ahd just done, but it would prove to be nice in the end. There was an explosion somewhere in the background. Rickly glanced down at the crowd to make sure there was nothing there worth saving. Magnet would be able to save himself, he had built that sandwhich board himself and it could survive anything. Even a nuclear explosion.
The sound of water trickling finally reached Rickly's ears, and he looked up the street away to see a small stream of water that had overflowed from the sewers. Mello and Zyron had both been told to take off all of the manhole covers, which they ahd done quite easily. Mo and Brian had both led the Detroitians to the crossroads, which ahd been accomplished well. They should be safe by now. There was another explosion. This time much closer. He looked at the other three streets and saw streams coming from their sewers as well. Then came the final two explosions; one right after another. A wave of water came from all four directions. Some of the poeple tried to escape, but it was too late. The EBA had them right where they wanted them. This town had a bad smell, anyway, our General assured himself as the water came in and wiped away all that existed in the middle of the crossroad.
The water filled up to the top of the building the General sat on top of. Zyron, Mello, Brian, and Mo came on up the stairs and watched it rise as the General sat with his hands covering up his face. Magnet swam over, using his sandwhich board as a flotation device. Detroit was underwater, and the deeds were all done. Game over.
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